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Sometimes if my mother-in-law makes my bed, she only makes HALF.  Her son’s half.  Not my side.

I have proof.

Observe my half of the bed

Observe my half of the bed

And now her son's half of the bed

And now her son

Earlier this week my mother-in-law made some wonderful vegetable soup.  Ingredients included hamburger, tomato base, corn, green beans, peas, lima beans, and probably some other stuff.  My husband doesn’t like green beans and always jokes about how they aren’t really “beans” but hulls of beans.

So I walked into the kitchen and the mother-in-law was standing over the stove.  I stopped and looked to see what she was doing.  She was picking out the green beans for her son, my 50+ year old husband, so he wouldn’t have to.

To disagree with me, she puts herself down.  For example:

MiL:  “Did you like the spaghetti?”

Me:  “It was delicious.”

MiL:  “It would’ve been better with a salad.”

You look so much like your Daddy that you coulda been scooped out of his butt.